1) As King of Moronica I was invited down to the Village of Geneseo to be the Grand Marshall of the Alzheimer's Foundation Walk. Too bad I forgot about it.
2) I had my telescope out last night and had a good view of Uranus. But you closed your curtains and I put the scope away...Actually I did locate Uranus for the first time. It was just a small green dot but still I found it. Also saw Jupiter, its belts and its four big moons. Always a pretty sight.
3) I think I finally figured out what is wrong with me. I was listening to the radio and it had a commercial for the menopause drug Amberin (I am not sure if this is right but it is close) and they asked the typical questions that if you answered yes to any of them then you have it. Well, I answered yes to all of the questions and I guess I have menopause. I guess that would probably surprise no one that knows me well.
4) The Bills continue to baffle me. They bench Edwards and put Fitzpatrick in at QB. Now, if it was me I would have put in Brian Brohm to see what I had. Fitzpatrick will ALWAYS be a second stringer and Brohm may have some potential. Hey he was good at Louisville and he was expected to be a good NFL QB. But Chan Gailey is now starting to remind me of Mr. Mind. He looked good as a coach during the preseason but the team has looked sad during their first two games.
5) You know TV is sad when I have a zillion channels to chose from and I have a baseball game on right now. As they once said 'Television is a vast wasteland' and boy that guy must have read the TV guide for tonight. I will most certainly be looking for a movie after I finish my diatribe for today.
6) It is election season again and it is time for the 5 billion attack commercials that we will be subjected to that demonize the person's opponent. I already know who I am voting for in this stupid state that Moronica is a part of. Whoever is in is out. The bums had their chance and screwed up and now is our chance to finally flush that toilet in Albany and send them down the drain. I do have to congratulate the people in the Bronx for voting out that Moron supreme Pedro Espada in the democratic primary in his district there. It leads you to believe that we can make a different choice other than status quo. May Pedro find a nice place to retire, hopefully in a nice cell after he is found guilty of swindling his company.
7) Well, I got a phone call yesterday from someone looking for a bowler for his team. Well, since my previous team disbanded due to the pain and suffering of bowling in Spencerport, I was available and he asked me to bowl. Moron that I am, and actually dreaming of a nice year off to recuperate, I said yes but with conditions. There were only three teams I would bowl for in that league and I would not bowl for anyone else let alone be a part of a team building project. I have bowled long enough to be entitled to a few perks. Part of the sale job from him included the fact that they resurfaced the lanes and purchased a new oiling machine along with a few other changes. Those were pluses until he said he really did not have a clue as to how to program the thing to put out a good pattern. I gave him the name of a guy who is brilliant in that area and I hope he calls him. It could make it fun to bowl there so I will give him the benefit of the doubt and do it. I guess that is why I am the King of Moronica.
Time for me to find a good movie so I say good night from the Palace.
