Again it is time for me to provide a name and its relevant association or wish:
Lebron James - Jerk for abandoning Cleveland
ESPN - Fools for giving us an hour of LeBron
Captain Phil Harris - Gone too soon. May all of your crab pots be full upstairs.
BP's Tony Hayward - From CEO to the Gulag
King Dinglefritz - A new queen and a stable Moronica.
Moronica's Ex Queen- An allergy to whoppers
The Royal Mutt - seriously missed
Repoman - a return from his summer break
Mr. Bill - an end to his vow of silence
NY State Legislators - Brains and courage. They will never have a heart as it will reject them. And there is a better than average chance that the brains will too.
Santa - A speedy recovery from his adventure.
Kevin Williams Ch. 10 meteorologist - A transfer to Thule Greenland so he can enjoy snow and cold year round.
France - 23 new national soccer players to replace the ones that are spoiled rotten. (And they got exactly what they deserved in South Africa - A quick trip home as they did not deserve to be there.)
Ghana forward Gyan - A good hiding place after missing that penalty kick in the last seconds of overtime that eventually resulted in Ghana being ousted by Uruguay.
Jersey Shore - A quick death
Christina Applegate - King Dinglefritz's phone #.
Okay, After that I guess enough is enough. Have a pleasant evening.
Addendum
Did I say Christina Applegate??? What I really meant to say:
Susanna Hoffs, lead singer of the Bangles - King Dinglefritz's phone #, address and anything else to get her to Moronica.
What I wouldn't give to have a Time Tunnel and go back to 1986 and have a front row seat for a Bangles concert. OMG is she HOT!!!!!
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Your King's Break is Nearly Over
Well, I have rested long enough. Sometimes you just have to step away for a while and let the creative juices recharge. And sometimes while there may be something interesting to write about the desire is just not there. I could write about England's goalkeeper and his hands of stone. I could write about the Mali Referee who singlehandedly almost screwed the United States. I could write about our beloved New York State Legislature and their goal of going an entire year without a budget. I could even write about my ex queen and her new beau the Burger King. But I won't.
I will keep this update short. My golf game is coming around as I finally seem to be playing like my old self again after many years of forced retirement. Lately I have been averaging between 86-94 with three of the last five rounds in the eighties. That sure beats the 95-100 that I was averaging last year. I can at least look forward again to maybe, just maybe breaking eighty again. I am fifty one and can still crush the ball and if my short game continues to improve, well who knows.
BP, which I guess stands for British Pinheads, has finally capped the gushing well. Now if they can plug it up permanently that will make the folks in the Gulf region feel better but it will be many years before that area ever returns to normal. Maybe they will start drilling wells with better anti leak measures like they do in Europe now. Again, I doubt it.
The World Cup is over and once again Ghana has knocked us out of contention. Maybe the U.S.A. should declare war on Ghana and annex them into our country before the next Cup. Hey, if you can't beat them, absorb them. It worked for Landru. Just ask Captain Kirk.
I hope Governor Paterson gets his wish and gets the soda tax enacted. That may be the way my slightly over sized belly of mine will finally return to a more normal state. But then again I am not fat, just big boned. It will be a good incentive for me to end my Coke (a-Cola) addiction. I won't buy soda anymore if the tax does go through just to spit in New York State's eye. (I will stock up before tax day however).
I have always liked Hillary Clinton and after reading an article about her in today's paper it seems that her fan base is growing. World leaders respect her and even some members of the right (GASP!!) seem impressed by her stances. The leaders have more respect for her than they have for our current president. It seems that we elected the wrong democrat to lead us. She is a strong Secretary of State and it looks like she was Obama's best appointment so far. Still I think she would rather be living in that big white house somewhere in Washington D.C. instead.
Thats enough garbage for this edition. Its good to be back. Stay thirsty my friends!
I will keep this update short. My golf game is coming around as I finally seem to be playing like my old self again after many years of forced retirement. Lately I have been averaging between 86-94 with three of the last five rounds in the eighties. That sure beats the 95-100 that I was averaging last year. I can at least look forward again to maybe, just maybe breaking eighty again. I am fifty one and can still crush the ball and if my short game continues to improve, well who knows.
BP, which I guess stands for British Pinheads, has finally capped the gushing well. Now if they can plug it up permanently that will make the folks in the Gulf region feel better but it will be many years before that area ever returns to normal. Maybe they will start drilling wells with better anti leak measures like they do in Europe now. Again, I doubt it.
The World Cup is over and once again Ghana has knocked us out of contention. Maybe the U.S.A. should declare war on Ghana and annex them into our country before the next Cup. Hey, if you can't beat them, absorb them. It worked for Landru. Just ask Captain Kirk.
I hope Governor Paterson gets his wish and gets the soda tax enacted. That may be the way my slightly over sized belly of mine will finally return to a more normal state. But then again I am not fat, just big boned. It will be a good incentive for me to end my Coke (a-Cola) addiction. I won't buy soda anymore if the tax does go through just to spit in New York State's eye. (I will stock up before tax day however).
I have always liked Hillary Clinton and after reading an article about her in today's paper it seems that her fan base is growing. World leaders respect her and even some members of the right (GASP!!) seem impressed by her stances. The leaders have more respect for her than they have for our current president. It seems that we elected the wrong democrat to lead us. She is a strong Secretary of State and it looks like she was Obama's best appointment so far. Still I think she would rather be living in that big white house somewhere in Washington D.C. instead.
Thats enough garbage for this edition. Its good to be back. Stay thirsty my friends!
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