Time to Play Name Association!!

Again it is time for me to provide a name and its relevant association or wish:
Lebron James - Jerk for abandoning Cleveland
ESPN - Fools for giving us an hour of LeBron
Captain Phil Harris - Gone too soon. May all of your crab pots be full upstairs.
BP's Tony Hayward - From CEO to the Gulag
King Dinglefritz - A new queen and a stable Moronica.
Moronica's Ex Queen- An allergy to whoppers
The Royal Mutt - seriously missed
Repoman - a return from his summer break
Mr. Bill - an end to his vow of silence
NY State Legislators - Brains and courage. They will never have a heart as it will reject them. And there is a better than average chance that the brains will too.
Santa - A speedy recovery from his adventure.
Kevin Williams Ch. 10 meteorologist - A transfer to Thule Greenland so he can enjoy snow and cold year round.
France - 23 new national soccer players to replace the ones that are spoiled rotten. (And they got exactly what they deserved in South Africa - A quick trip home as they did not deserve to be there.)
Ghana forward Gyan - A good hiding place after missing that penalty kick in the last seconds of overtime that eventually resulted in Ghana being ousted by Uruguay.
Jersey Shore - A quick death
Christina Applegate - King Dinglefritz's phone #.
Okay, After that I guess enough is enough. Have a pleasant evening.

Addendum
Did I say Christina Applegate??? What I really meant to say:
Susanna Hoffs, lead singer of the Bangles - King Dinglefritz's phone #, address and anything else to get her to Moronica.
What I wouldn't give to have a Time Tunnel and go back to 1986 and have a front row seat for a Bangles concert. OMG is she HOT!!!!!