Since July of 2006 all we heard from our newest inductee was boohoo, boohoo, I didn't do it. I am innocent! Well, today the truth was revealed. He did do it. Our newest inductee admits to the moronica of doping for his races. To try to deflect some of the damage he even tried to name a couple of dozen other athletes as dopers. He was even in charge of keeping an eye on the refrigerator with the transfusion blood stored in it. My god, this group must have been a bunch of vampires but the head moron...our new inductee is none other than the stripped 2006 "winner" of the Tour de France, Floyd Landis.
Floyd played us all for fools after he won the Tour. Crying about bad blood tests and other crappola after he was stripped of the title by the French Cycling Association, or whatever they call the bloody thing over there. He blamed everything from bad samples to bad testers to a conspiracy to cheat him out of his title. Well it finally came to light that he only cheated himself.
Cycling has been known for the longest period of time to have one of the highest percentage of cheaters in sports. The sport has been forever tainted by the idiots that have used performance enhancing drugs. Even Lance Armstrong will always have the aura of this stench around him. Floyd claims the blood for transfusions was in Lance's special refrigerator that he was in charge of checking on. Do I believe that Lance was also involved in doping back then? Is Eric Cartman fat? You can answer that.
But the issue right now involves our newest inductee. The man who cried innocence. The man who we were proud of for his big rally near the end of the race. He was also the man who had an overload of testosterone in his system at the time. We now know that he was rightly stripped of his title and he should be forever banned from cycling or at least banned forever from the Tour de France. He is quite the moron and a very deserving inductee. So if you see Floyd Landis please congratulate him on his enshrinement and the honor of which that has been bestowed upon him.
2 comments:
That's a good article you should have your own column in the newspapers.
My english teachers would laugh if they ever saw that I had a byline in the newspaper. But thanks. It is more fun writing about morons like Floyd Landis than it is about politics. I cannot wait until the next idiot falls into my lap to enshrine.
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