Well, Your King visited the Seneca Niagara Casino today in an attempt to replenish the Moronican Treasury at the expense of the Seneca Indian Nation. Well, my friends, it did not go as planned as your King left the Casino with his tail firmly between his legs. It was such a disaster I did not even get my crab to munch on as I foolishly went into the buffet a little too early. I had luck on only one machine that I played and that only payed out piddly amounts, not really enough to really cash out and feel like a winner.
I called my friend Chief Raininthepuss and told him of my adventure with the Senecas and he just laughed at me, sort of like my wizard the other day when I asked him to lift the curse that was placed upon me. He told me that his fellow chief, Chief Haslotsofwampum of the Senecas, surely appreciated my contribution today. What could I say? I guess that Haslotsofwampum now has even more wampum to put into his account. It will be a long while before I dare try my hand in the casino again. Once or twice a year is more than enough for me. Unless, of course, I decide to go to Reno in May but with the way I am bowling I find it difficult to see myself lugging bowling balls 2,500 miles west to bowl in the USBC National Tournament. The only place I want to take my bowling equipment is to the nearest bridge over the Genesee River and drop it in. It would be the most enjoyment that I have had with my bowling equipment for a good long time. Unless I decide to roll the balls down Court Street in Geneseo, but again I really digress.
Well the Sabres are now on and it is time for me to sign off and watch the game. Have a pleasant evening my friends.
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