Moronica Celebrates!!!!

Last night, around 10:15 or so, as I was lying on the royal bed I was flipping through the channels checking things out. I came onto CNBC and then to CNN and saw that there was supposed to be a few words to be delivered by President Obama around 10:30 or so. Usually late on Sundays there is never anything going on so this piqued my interest. What could the President possibly talk about late on a Sunday evening?? The talking head on CNN mentioned that it was going to be about the middle east. Random thoughts went through my head..could we have bagged Gaddafi?
Then the talking head narrowed it down to the Pakistan-Afghanistan area. The thought of what actually happened did cross my mind for a second but it was among many. The time of the President's appearance kept getting pushed back and the talking head finally told us what he believed was going to be announced..That Osama bin Laden was found and killed. Oh joy, oh rapture if this was true. The world's number one asshole finally taken out. Still, I wanted to hear it from President Obama himself. Finally at 11:30 the President appeared and confirmed what the talking heads had previously told us..Bin Laden was dead. Hearing that put a big smile on my face.
President Obama made one of the gutsiest calls a President has ever made to send the Navy Seals into Pakistan unannounced to take him out. The Seals took forty minutes to raid the compound, kill him and then clean the joint out of anything that may help us in the future to bag the rest of al Qeada's hierarchy. You have to love those Seals..the baddest asses that our military can produce.
I hope, and surely believe, that Hollywood will make a movie of this triumph for America. At the end of the movie they can remake the munchkin part of the Wizard of Oz in which the good witch Glynda(Obama) tells al Qeada's number two asshole, al Zawari, that he better be gone or America will drop some Seals on him. I hope we get him soon.
People have knocked President Obama for being timid on foreign policy. It took guts to make this decision. Guts that even drew praise from Rush Limbaugh who said "God Bless President Obama". I never thought I would hear anything like that from Rush let alone agree with anything this bag of wind ever say.
Moronica takes this time to celebrate and honor President Obama and especially our Navy Seals who have delivered us from evil yet again. The job is not over. The head of the snake is dead and now we have to deal with the body but for now we celebrate. It is a good day in America.