Sixth Inductee into the Moronica Hall of Fame

This induction may have been easier to make than than the induction of the former Governor of Illinois. This inductee is an absolute blithering idiot. The newest inductee into the MHOF is the owner of the Peanut Corp. in Blakely, Georgia. This man may well end up being responsible for more illness than Typhoid Mary and maybe even Robert Mugabe. As of today the latest count of illness resulting from his contaminated product was over 600 people with nine suspected deaths. This man ordered products that were contaminated with salmonella to be shipped from his plant complaining that the tests discovering the contaminated food was costing his company huge $$$$. This man 'fired' the lab that was testing his product as they were coming up with too many positive tests results for salmonella. This man even wanted to pin the blame for the contamination on Chinese peanuts. Amazing. This man is Stewart Parnell.
In today's paper I was beside myself after reading the article about the federal criminal investigation into his plant. Congressman Greg Walden, R-Ore. actually challenged Mr. Parnell when he held up a container of his product containing various goodies, wrapped in crime scene tape, and dared him to eat them. He responded by taking the fifth amendment as he did to all of the other questions posed to him. To ship out product knowing they were contaminated with salmonella is the epitome of moronica. His products, such as cookies, crackers and ice cream, are the favorites of our nations children and to knowingly send out this crap, which could make our children sick...or worse, is downright criminal.
This man has earned his induction into the MHOF by his acts of total moronica in the utter disregard for the consumers of this country. If the Kingdom of Moronica could it would recommend him serving a consecutive life sentence for every person that has died as a result of his stupidity and greed but he resides in the United States and is out of Moronica's jurisdiction. If you see Stewart Parnell please let him know of his induction and the honor of which that has been bestowed upon him.....the jerk!