Your King's job is to report on moronic things when they occur. Well today takes the cake when it comes to morons. Dean Spanos, owner of the San Diego Chargers decided to keep the worst coach in the league as his head coach. Norv Turner make Mr. Mind, Dick Jauron, look like a total genius. How can a team that has so much talent not make the playoffs two years in a row?? I can see keeping the GM as he has built a decent team but Norv Turner has not won at all during his coaching tour of the NFL. He sucked in Washington. He sucked in Oakland and now he has taken a team that was 14-2 under Marty Schottenheimer and turned them into an underachieving, inconsistent mess. But somehow Dean Spanos must have taken a big gulp of the Norv Turner kool-aid and is blinded to the fact that everyone is laughing at him. The team's fans must be in an uproar over this. Is Mr. Spanos trying to drive away the fan base so he can move the team to Los Angeles?? That sounds logical to me. I guess 8-8 seasons must excite Mr. Spanos to the extent that he has become a moron in keeping this loser. Schottenheimer may not have been Mr. Excitement but he won...a lot. His trouble was getting to the big game as he was too conservative with his play calling in the playoffs when a little inspiration and daring could have made the difference. Norv can't even get this talent laden team to the playoffs. What is it about Norv that keeps him as the coach of San Diego? Does he know where Dean Spanos has buried a few bodies? Does he have some incriminating sexual pictures of the owner that he is keeping for blackmail?? I guess only the Shadow knows for sure here.
The Sabres are playing the Edmonton Oilers tonight in Buffalo but the game is not on the tube. That is because the two babies, Time Warner (TW) and Madison Square Garden Network (MSG) have both taken their toys and gone home leaving us all Sabreless. While the Sabres may stink and their offense is about as exciting to watch as paint dry they are still the team of Moronica. What is needed here is to have a Federal Mediator come in, hear both sides of the argument and decide a fair and equitable deal for both of them. This childishness between both parties must cease. Both TW and MSG need a good spanking by their mothers and told that they must play together or they won't play at all. I just had a good chuckle while typing this crap out. They had a commercial for TW on the tube with the catchphrase "Won't miss your favorite shows ever!". What a crock of shazitt!!! I am missing the Sabres so that catchphrase is a bunch of bullshazitt!!! Can we sue over that out and out lie?? Repoman, can you answer that? Oh well, the longer TW and MSG feud the more the fan base of the teams that MSG carries will fade away. As far as I know only Directv carries MSG right now. The advertisers on MSG must be drooling over that market share that their advertising dollars are being used for now.
Beau Bridges for President. Yes, you heard it here. It seems that whenever a movie that features an earthquake destroying a significant chunck of America is being cast they get Beau Bridges to be the president. Even though half the country gets destroyed in these movies we always seem to move on. Considering the disastrous condition the country is in it is time to get Beau in there to right the ship. He always seems to make the right decisions that prevent the disaster from becoming an out and out calamity. So, before the nation becomes a calamity, we need to get Beau Bridges elected as our leader. Remember to get out and vote for Beau. Vote early and vote often!!!!
Okay, enough moronica for tonight. Have a nice evening!!
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