Well, Roger Goodell finally made his decision. He has suspended our next inductee for the first six games, with two off for good behavior, for this upcoming season. This man, who is going to be the star in Moronica Pictures production of "Free Willy II" has set a standard for disgusting behavior that will be hard to top. This man had the world as his oyster but could not keep his willy under control. Luckily for him there was not enough evidence for Fred Bright, a Georgia District Attorney, to consider pressing charges, though I am sure he would have loved too. This is the second time he has been accused of sexual assault and he is pressing his luck. This is the same guy who, a few years ago, was so moronic that he decided he did not need to wear a helmet while on his motorcycle and promptly nearly ended his career when he crashed it. Maybe he scrambled his brains a bit when his head hit the pavement? Only his doctors can answer that question. The new inductee into my Moronica Hall of Fame is none other than Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger.
Mr. Goodell decided, even though charges are not forthcoming, that Big Ben has violated the personal conduct code of the NFL and was worthy of a lengthy suspension. Ben has showed repeated stupidity for a man of his standing. It seems that this guy thinks that just because he IS an NFL quarterback he can do anything he wants to do and get away with it. Well, not any more Big Ben. The NFL has now placed you under double secret probation and you had better find a way to keep willy under control. It is time that he thinks with the head that sits upon his neck and starts to mature a bit.
The Steelers are now going to be without their star player for probably four games this year. And thanks to Big Ben they may have one hell of a hole to try to climb out of to get into the playoffs. The NFL season is short enough where four games really does matter. I just heard today on ESPN that if a top ten draft pick were to be offered for him he would be traded. Even though Big Ben is a moron I would hope that the Buffalo Bills, with pick #9 in the draft would consider trading it for him. They would have to address their offensive line with a pick or two also as Ben is not the most mobile of quarterbacks in the league. Big Ben is a sure thing, since if they decided to draft Jimmy Clausen out of Notre Dame with that pick he would be a big question mark as Notre Dame QBs are big time hit or miss projects. He could turn out to be the next Joe Montana or possibly be the next Rick Mirer. Only time will tell for that young man. But so far only the Bills and the Rams have said no to Pittsburgh's overtures for a trade. I guess the Bills figured they were so deep at the position they did not need his services. Wow, I cannot wait for another year of Trent Edwards but I digress.
Now, in conclusion, with the consistent pattern of moronic behavior exhibited by our friend Ben Roethlisberger it leaves me no choice but to induct him into my MHOF. So, if you happen to see Ben Roethlisberger please let him know of his enshrinement and the honor of which that has been bestowed upon him.
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