Twelfth Member of the Moronica Hall of Fame

The more and more I hear about what is coming out about our ex-congressman, Democrat Eric "Tickle me Elmo" Massa (Elmo), the more and more I burn up inside. We, the members of the 29th Congressional District of New York, are at present without representation in the Federal Government because of this dingleberry. This man was in the military, fought a courageous battle against cancer, was happily, or so we thought, married and seemed like a honest forthright man and a good candidate for election to Congress. Boy were WE fooled.
It is hard to believe that he did not do any of his fruity type antics prior to running for election and that they did not come out. Did getting elected to Congress affect this man's brain? Did the ability to hire young male staffers affect this guys thinking patterns? What made him think that young men liked to get 'tickled'??? Thanks to him we now have the, Florida House Representative, Foley mess right here in our back yard due to this nimrod. Didn't anybody dig into this guys background prior to his running for Congress?
Now a bigger question, one that dogged former representative Tom Reynolds of New York during the Foley investigation, is who knew what and when did they learn about it. Nancy Pelosi's camp is sending out mixed signals about the time frames of discovery. It will be interesting to see if anythings happens as the result of this search but now, since Elmo is history, that search probably won't be as vigorous as it should.
What can go through a man's mind, knowing that he is under the public's eye 24/7, to do such silly and moronic things? He tried to explain himself on the Glen Beck show and the Larry King show but pretty much said nothing. Glen Beck apologized for wasting an hour of America's time interviewing that idiot. That pretty much says it all.
Governor David Paterson now has a dilemma in his hands thanks to Elmo. He needs to call a special election but only a few months after that election that seat will be up for grabs again. What does he do? Does he call the election, forcing counties to spend money that they really do not have, or wait until fall? Mayor Tom Reed of Corning is going to be our next representative from this district no matter when the election is held and who the Democrats put up to run against him. Holding an early election will give Mr. Reed a few extra months of seniority over any new people elected to Congress this fall. And in Congress seniority means a lot and it could mean something to the people in our district. Because of this a special election should be held as soon as possible.
Now, back to Elmo. Being an ex-military guy he surely did not put up much of a fight when all this came out. He mumbled a few possible reasons and then resigned. Good bye and good riddance. So now when you see Elmo, I mean Eric Massa, please let him know of his enshrinement into the Moronica Hall of Fame and the honor of which that has been bestowed upon him. He is a true moron perfectly fit for enshrinement for leaving us without representation.