Upcoming Features from Moronica Pictures

A while back Twentieth Century Beaver and Moronica films merged to form the Kingdom's present film company known as Moronica Pictures. It is that time of the year to announce the upcoming movies to be released by Moronica Pictures over the remainder of the year. Here, in brief, is a listing of the movies, their major stars and a brief synopsis. Moronica Pictures is hoping that they all become blockbusters!
1) Ocean's Fourteen - Starring Robert Morone as Dan Ocean. Dan Ocean and his band of fourteen stooges form a plan to ransack a county's treasury.
2) The Mouth that Roared - Starring Joe Biden - Its about a man, who has been placed under a curse by a witch, who cannot say anything that makes sense.
3) Five Came Back II - Starring Nancy Pelosi as the lone female of a small group of Democrats who are returned to Congress after the 2010 elections.
4) Free Willy II - Starring Ben Roethlisberger - It is about a man whose willy keeps escaping from his pants and wrecking havoc among an unsuspecting population of female barflies.
5) Porky's III - Starring Michael Steele - Its about the adventures of a group of Republicans who revert back to their teenage selves and have fun at the local strip clubs using money from unsuspecting donors.
6) Creepshow III - Starring Eric Massa - Its about a man who has a fantasy about getting the last 'Tickle Me Elmo' doll available.
7) They Were Expendable II(Working Title) - Starring Barack Obama - About a group of men who change their votes at the bequest of their leader to pass a controversial bill and the havoc that ensues (Possible final title 'Armageddon II')
8) Freak Show II - Starring Congress - description unavailable at this time but I am sure whatever we can imagine will be even scarier than the movie.
9) The Miracle Worker II(Working Title)- Starring David Paterson - Its about a poor blind man who has a vision of leading a dysfunctional state government back to respectability. (Possible final title Dreamer II).
10) FORE!!!! - Starring Elin Woods - It is about a women who discovers some interesting phone numbers on her husband's cell phone and her use of a three iron on those found at the other end of those numbers.
11) Whats Mine is Mine and Whats Yours is Mine - Starring Repoman - Its about a man who discovers a clause in the Constitution allowing him to fulfill his main goal in life by foreclosing on the White House and evicting its current occupants.
12) Good Burger II - Starring the soon to be former Queen of Moronica - Its about a woman who sees a commercial starring the Burger King and her fantasy about marrying him.

Moronica Pictures hopes you will support your King and enjoy these upcoming flicks in your local theaters throughout the coming year. Live long and Prosper!