Ninth Inductee into the MHOF

Well, its been a while since I inducted anyone into my Moronica Hall of Fame but no one has been sending me suggestions. Sometimes it is hard to find that special someone that deserves this honor. Well your King has come through with a new addition into the MHOF. This person should probably be in World Wrestling Entertainment instead of the league that this person is in. This person displayed extreme moronica in the sport that this person participates in. This sport is Women's College Soccer. This person plays for New Mexico University. This person is Elizabeth Lambert.
Elizabeth, well we shall call her Liz for short, is a junior defender for the team and they were playing BYU in the semifinals in the Mountain West Conference when she did things that would have made Brock Lesnar proud. Before I continue I must add that the Referee deserves an honorable mention for a possible induction, for ignorance above and beyond the call of duty, but this is Liz's day. All that was missing from Liz's arsenal was a knife and a gun as she hacked, kicked, clubbed and pulled her way into Moronican history. Why she did not get red carded for any of her offenses is beyond me as she could have seriously injured a multitude of BYU players. Her tackle of a BYU player in which you could see that she went for the knees, never actually making any attempt to play the ball, and really trying to hurt her was incredible. That is an instant red card anywhere, but not here. We do not even have to talk about the elbows to the back and the karate chop to an opponents face that she delivered but that hair pull was a classic. Her opponent, Kassidy Shumway, went down like she was shot. Kassidy was lucky that any hair remained in her head after that. It was a classic move straight from the WWE and maybe that is where Liz's career will take her. I sure hope Vince McMahon was watching that game as he could have an instant star in Liz. But this is soccer, not professional wrestling. I have played, watched, refereed and even coached soccer and have never seen such a moron out on the pitch as Liz was that day. Obviously someone besides her 'coach' was watching because she has been suspended indefinitely from the team and deservedly so. At least she will not get another chance this year to put someone in the hospital for the holidays.
So, for her efforts in turning the sport of college soccer into a WWE hardcore match we must give Liz this honor. So if you see Elizabeth Lambert please tell her of this induction and the honor of which that has been bestowed upon her.