On October 6th I signed a royal order hereby ordering Ralph Wilson to exile Mr. Mind. Ralph has finally succumbed to pressure from Moronica today and exiled Mr. Mind from the Buffalo Bills. The countdown clock has stopped at tee minus seven games.
This past Sunday the Bill's put on a better effort. Better is a relative term in regards to the putridness of their efforts of late. Once again the Bills made a game of it into the fourth quarter only to see Tennessee score a zillion points to make it a rout. The defense, as in previous games, tried their best but they are so shorthanded, but then again the starters that are out would probably be just backups on other teams, it is not even funny. Edwards and Fitzpatrick both threw touchdown passes in the fourth quarter. Too bad they were to Titan's defensive backs. T.O. looked, and acted, totally out of it and it may be in the best interest of the Bills to release him and give Mike Hardy some playing time to see if he was worth the second round pick Buffalo spent on him last year. The Bills are not a fun team to watch at this time, except when Fred Jackson throws a pass.
Going back to my royal order the Kingdom of Moronica has continued to apply constant pressure on Mr. Wilson, since its signing, to abide by its terms. As King I felt it was my royal duty to my subjects to continue to push and push to get Mr. Mind removed as coach of the Bills. We deserve better and my royal order stated so. The Kingdom of Moronica hopes that Ralph lets the moths out of his wallet after the season and signs a strong coach and a new football savvy general manager that will lead the Bills back to where they belong. They need to draft better and sign better free agents, not the expensive ones but the ones that are good but cost effective. They are out there but they do not sign with Buffalo. Dockery and Walker were expensive busts and I am sure there were better players than them at a more reasonable cost. They should have paid Jason Peters as he alone would have helped to give the baby Bills on the line a better chance to develop, instead of turning into the revolving doors that they are now. One question remains though. Does the Bill's offensive line coach know how to drill his line to move only when the quarterback utters the proper snap count? The Bills lead the league in false start penalties and that is a sign of poor coaching and that goes directly to Mr. Mind and his staff infection.
In closing Mr. Mind is gone and this season is shot to hell. Edwards and Fitzpatrick suck. Maybe its time to give the third stringer a game to see if he has any talent. He is getting paid so we may as well see if he is worth the paycheck. I have also come to realize at this time that T.O. is an expensive waste. He was particularly awful this past game and he cost the Bills a pick six by making a horrible play on a ball thrown to him. Marshawn Lynch should be benched as he has been consistently in 'least mode' since his return from the three game suspension. I also wonder why the Bills do not give Derrick Brooks a look see at linebacker. He has to be better than what we have and that includes Poszluzny. While I am only fifty one I would like to see the Bills make the playoffs again before I croak and maybe even win a Super Bowl(yeah, right as if that will ever happen). I wish the interim coach a lot of luck as not even Jesus can save this team this year. Good night from Moronica.
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