Meanderings from your Monarch

1) The judge has finally decided that Lindsey Lohan will be spending 30 days in the clink for her transgressions. She needs to spend a lot more. How many chances would you and I have gotten if we did what she has been doing?? A lot more time than that. For her continued stupidity she is a stellar representative of all that is moronic, therefore Lindsey Lohan has now been enshrined as the sixteenth member of the Moronica Hall of Fame. As you know the MHOF honors those that exemplify the finer points of being a moron and Lindsey far and away exceeds the standard qualifications that are required for enshrinement. So if you happen to see Lindsey, or visit her while she is spending 30 days in the hole, please tell her of her enshrinement and the honor of which that has been bestowed upon her.
2) The Bills were impressive against the Redskins(how I hate that nickname) last Sunday in Toronto. Nine sacks for the defense and very few yards given up. Too bad it was against a bunch of subs. This week's game against the Jets will be more telling of where the Bills are at. Let us hope that they are up to this challenge.
3) The NBA is still locked out. Does anyone really care?????
4) I saw a commercial for Seneca Niagara Casino earlier today. It featured lots of pretty women gambling. I have been to this casino a few times and I have yet to see any of these pretty women gambling. All the women I see are rather old, overweight, smoking or just plain butt ugly and have their asses PLANTED on a slot stool. That is until the buffet line opens up and then look out. It is a stampede. People unfortunate enough to be between them and the buffet have been injured, some seriously. The commercial should be banned as it is not a true reflection of the casino's patrons.
Number five will be a new feature presented by your King whenever I happen to give my random ramblings. You can thank requests from from avid readers of my blog for this but they seemed to have enjoyed my "if people had access to Twitter" when they were alive in regards to Captain Harris of the Titanic from the last blog. So in the future you will see, and read, potential tweets from historical figures, fictional characters and maybe even a body part or two. It all depends upon what my sick imagination comes up with. So I now present "Twitter of the Moronic" for your reading pleasure.
5) Can you imagine if Don Juan had a twitter account. Let us see how that would read, again in english and not twitterese.
10:05pm - Don Juan, Stud - "Bonked Maria"
10:27pm - Don Juan - "Bonked Linda"
11:07pm - Don Juan - "Bonked Katerina"
11:31pm - Don Juan - "Bonked Pedro, Pedro was dressed like Pedrina when I picked 'her' up and I did not realize it until it was too late. Oh, well, a little variety never hurt"
11:58pm - Don Juan - "Bonked Elena"
12:35am - Don Juan - "Bonked Margarita"
And so on and so forth. We can only imagine the rest of Don's night as he was a bonking machine though I cannot imagine him using the word bonk but we do need to keep things clean.
That is enough garbage for tonight. This is your King wishing you a pleasant evening.