Kingly Krappola

Lots of moronic stuff to write about today so let us get to it.
1) I am so sick of hearing about Kim Kardashian. This woman is one of the biggest morons there is. Why she is famous is beyond me. It must come from her dad, who helped represent O.J. Simpson and got him off scott free when all of the evidence pointed to guilt, but I digress. Kim's sham marriage to NBA player Kris Humphrey was a joke. She ranks right up there with Paris Hilton in terms of moronic females who should not ever be seen or even heard from. Humphreys is now trying to get that sham marriage to that ditz annulled. I wish him luck and hope he did not catch any diseases from that skank during his time with her.
2) We had a 'Heidi Bowl' moment today as I was watching the Minnesota vs. Denver football game. I was actually enjoying watching Tim Tebow work. He may have the funkiest throwing motion in the NFL but it is getting the job done right now. With ninety seconds left in the game, and Denver just tying the game, and with it looking like it was going to go to overtime the network switched to the Giants vs. Packers game. I was beside myself. We then had to suffer through five minutes of commercials, of which don't we see enough of during the bloody game, before the opening kickoff of the Packers game I missed whatever happened in the last ninety seconds that led Denver to get the ball back and kick the winning field goal. I remember that Oakland vs the Jets game and the dreaded Heidi show and I think a network should stay with a game until its conclusion. While the Giants-Packers game was indeed great missing the kickoff and the first few minutes would not have killed me in order to see the exciting finish of the Denver game. Just plain moronica in its finest.
3) Is there a bigger moron running for president than Michelle Bachmann?? First of all the United States has always been one to parade human rights and freedoms around the world. But I guess if you do not toe her line of thinking you don't get those rights. In Iowa the other day a high school asked this idiot why same sex couples in most states don't have the right to marry, Bachmann responded "They can get married....They can marry a man if they're a woman, or they can marry a woman if they're a man."  There are millions of our gay friends in this country and this response was an insult to them and shows that she is completely off her rocker. If we are going to be a nation that champions human rights we should be championing them for all humans, not just humans that toe Bachmann's distorted way of thinking. If we are not going to represent all humans in terms of rights then we, as a country, should keep our mouths shut and out of other country's business.
4) I, for one, applaud the cell phone and the new texting while driving law in the state of New York but it does not seem to stop people from doing it. This past weekend, going to and fro on the expressway, I saw numerous people offending this law and it scares me. For example, on Saturday one ditzy broad, yes most were female that were in violation, was driving a missile, which is what I will call her vehicle, at about seventy mph all the while with one of those contemptible hand held devices in her face reading whatever was just sent to her. How can you concentrate on the road when you are busy trying to read what your BFF just sent you?? The State Police had a crackdown on this recently and they handed out plenty of tickets but more needs to be done. These hand held devices are a menace to all drivers on the road. Too many people are hurt and even killed by accidents involving people whose driving is being distracted. They should invent a device that, when a car is in operation on a road, that prevents reception by said device until the car is pulled off the road and turned off. What is so important that you have to risk the life and limbs of others just to read your text?? Just leave the DAMN thing off until you reach your destination!!!
I have more to write about but I need a break. Until my return.