Friday, December 30, 2011

Mumblings from Moronica

1) North Korea has a new leader by the name of Kim Jong Un. Looking at this guys picture he looks like a fat little toad. With the starvation that is rampant in that country this guy certainly has not been away from the dinner table. The North Koreans call this guy the "Supreme Leader". I call this guy 'Toady'. The reins of the world's most erratic country are now in the hands of this guy. I wonder what is up Toady's sleeve to spring upon the world.
2) The Bills managed to beat Denver last Sunday. I would have bet the ranch that Denver would have run roughshod over the Bills with their vaunted running game but, as always, I was wrong. The Bills actually showed life and played a good game. Too bad it was blacked out. Only a moron would schedule a game in Buffalo at the end of December, let alone on Christmas Eve, once again proving that the NFL hates the Bills and will do whatever they can to screw this franchise more than it screws itself.
3) The Iowa caucuses are coming up and the Seven Stooges are campaigning hot and heavy to get that boost to their campaign. The best of the bunch is Jon Huntsman but he does not stand a chance to get elected. The best of the rest, in my eyes, is Mitt Romney. The rest of them are so far to the right, except maybe for consumate Washington insider Newt Gingrinch, that they really are unelectable. Gingrinch, and yes I deliberately spelled it wrong, is unelectable in his own special way. For one thing he got paid over 1.5 million dollars from FNMA and Freddie Mac for some obscure reason, and from the state of those two entities, he did a rotten job.
4) Once again the boobs in Iran are doing their best to get the world pissed off at them. I can only imagine what the world would do if they attempted to close of the Strait of Hormuz and cut off the supply of oil. First of all the Strait is recognized as international waters and closing them would be considered to be an act of war. Personally, if they went in that direction, I would make a deal with the Russians and the Chinese. The three of us would go into and clean up that wacko regime and put in a more world friendly, note that I said world, regime. They are almost as wacked out as the North Korean regime and maybe even a tad more dangerous in the long run. The world would be better off without the Iranian Theocracy that runs that country. The good Iranian people did not deserve the Shah and they do not deserve the current batch of loonies in charge.
5) Nothing will make your King happier than seeing the New York Jets, along with their loudmouth bag of wind coach, miss the playoffs. I would much rather see any other team make it in, personally I would like to see the Bengals make it, and the Jets going home. That would put a smile on my face. Marv Lewis has worked wonders with that team this season and should get consideration for 'Coach of the Year'.
Well, that is enough of my nonsense for this evening. I wish you all a pleasant evening.

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