1) I think it is time we had the Ghost Hunters come to Rochester, New York for a visit. While they were in Naples they should have come up and checked out a car that is owned by a friend of mine. It seems lately that the car is haunted. The power windows to my friend's BMW, yes BMW, seem to go up and down on their very own. Nobody has to be anywhere near the car for the windows to be doing this so it is just plain easy to figure out that this vehicle is haunted. Luckily the windows to the official vehicle of your King are manually powered thus making it difficult for the spirits to have fun with it. Hmm, methinks your King should be driving a BMW.
2) Word has it that Santa has been dumped by Pepsi. In an official report from Pepsi headquarters it seems that Santa's close association with Coca-Cola over the years has made his advertising with Pepsi a bit unbelievable so Pepsi has jettisoned our favorite bearded fat man from its payroll. Santa could not be reached at this time for comment as he is vacationing in the Bahamas. Looks like the jolly old man will be working a bit more this year than last(see posting from August '11). Heartbreaking.
3) We had about fifteen inches of snow this past weekend in Moronica and after today a good chunk of it has melted. Even the squirrels are coming out to my feeder for a snack. From the looks of the forecast the ground may be bare again, at least where it did not get piled up, as the temperatures are going to be in the mid-forties by Wednesday. What a goofy winter.
4) Speaking of weather I cannot think of a hotter meteorologist than the Weather Channel's Crystal Egger. What I wouldn't give to find her under my Christmas Tree with a nice red bow in her hair with a sticky that says TO: King Dinglefritz...FROM: Santa. Now that would make my wait worthwhile!!! Hooooboy!!
Wait, wait...I have just received a report from a Moronica News Central reporter from North Central New York. After a quick review I will post it later tonight. Stay tuned!!!!
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