1) I have named Stephan Pastis, creator of the comic strip 'Pearls Before Swine' as the official comic artist of my Kingdom. His irreverent style fits perfectly with the theme of Moronica so if you see Mr. Pastis please let him know of this and the honor that has been bestowed upon him. I have asked his permission to name Rat as my Minister of Propaganda as I feel this would be a position that Rat would excel at.
2) You know it is time to go on a diet when you cross the road at an intersection and you trigger the stop light sensor pad as you cross it. Maybe I should lose a few lbs.
3) Ryan Miller seems to be back to his normal great self lately. He needs to be if the offensively challenged Buffalo Sabres are to have any kind of a decent finish to a year that held so much promise. Having not enough size and being very weak in the middle have doomed them this year. They have too many forwards making big bucks that are not doing a damned thing. Hey, If you do not score you cannot win...unless you shut out the other team and win in the shootout. They tried that against the Rangers and still lost. A great waste of a brilliant game by Miller.
4) Mitt, Boy am I rich, Romney kicked butt in Florida last Tuesday. The man knows how to make money and make it work for him. Maybe we need someone like that running our ship. Or maybe he can give the U.S. a loan. Either way would work for me. He seems to want to be a champion of the middle class and that is something we could use. Someone who gives the average joe a chance to survive and maybe prosper a bit. Who knows. Every single presidential candidate, past and present, has promised us the world yet we still get the same raw deal. It has happened before and will continue to happen again.
5) Looks like your King will be watching something else besides the Super Bowl this weekend. Talk about two teams that I could care less about!!! All the hype for this game and for the most part the game never lives up to it. AND we get Madonna as the NFL continues its policy of having a senior citizen friendly halftime show. I hear that they are trying to get Buddy Holly to be in next year's halftime show....but wait you say...he is dead. Hey, look at The Who, they performed like corpses last year so they may as well get a real one for Super Bowl XIXVMOUSE or whatever it is next year. Nobody will know the difference.
Well that is enough crappola for today. This is your King wishing you a pleasant evening.
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